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my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
Once Upon a Time
Welcome to Night Vale
REBLOG THIS AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU WITH NO HESITATION
so my little sister is relatively new to tumblr and is in desperate need of people to follow. btdubbs, this her: britishmouse
reblog if you post:
- doctor who
- science (she says SCIENCESCIENCESCIENCE)
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